Why hello there.
I’d like to skip the obligatory first post where I welcome you to this blog and give you some sort of mission statement for what this page is going to be about.
The only thing I’ll say to that end is that if after reading the title of this blog your mind has gone directly into the metaphorical “gutter”, then WELCOME TO MY BLOG. You’ll fit right in here. It’s not porn, but it’s the next best thing: My thoughts written down on virtual paper (patent pending) for you to read, mock, and forward to your friends/co-workers.
DAMN IT. I just welcomed you and gave you some sort of mission statement for what this page is going to be about.
Forget everything I just said.
