I was very excited today to see that Chris Gethard & Nuclear Palm have chosen Harry Potter the subject of the “Favorite Erotic Fiction” video this week:
It made me think about a friend’s ex-roomate, who used to write explicit Harry-on-Draco Fanfiction in her online journal, located here. She’s moved on from Harry, and is currently obsessed with the guys from Panic at the Disco. It seems like a strange transition at first, but only until you see a picture of these guys:

I vant to suck your blood.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to fantasize about these guys and their drumsticks?